For a girl
Do you want to know why I got you those opera tickets? I wanted you gone for the entire 4 hours and while you were gone me and your sister and your best friend banged in your bed. I’m happy they are happy we’re all happy. Except you because you walked in on. I love your sister, since polygamy is bad, I want a divorce, but you can return the favor to your sister and be her bride’s maid
